patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you

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gaydicks420:

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock

a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting

your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum

you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.

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You will always be too much of something for someone: too big, too loud, too soft, too edgy. If you round out your edges, you lose your edge.

Apologize for mistakes. Apologize for unintentionally hurting someone — profusely. But don’t apologize for being who you are.

— danielle laporte  (via realdwntomars)

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BANANA BREATH

really-lousy-llama:

How come it’s all like “her breath smelled like strawberries” or “her lips tasted like citrus” and all this romantic fruit hype but like the reject fruit smell/taste is bananas?

I for one would like more-

"He leaned in and, catching the scent of bananas on her breath, crushed his lips to hers" or "she exited the shower, the smell of bananas clinging to her and wafting out over his senses"

We have to seE the hypocrisy to eNd iT.

ALSO APPLES. more people who smell like apples please.

uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

(via revolutionaryinthetardis)

toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

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shota-pop:

when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird

image

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megphail:

melissadoom:

gonna take this to its logical conclusion and start trolling in Proto-Indo-European.

i was mad and then i was really, really happy

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